Pink Chicken & The Lazy Man

The Cronenbird Saga continues! Pink Chicken and the Lazy Man don their StillSuits and travel across the merciless wastelands of a heat-ravaged hellscape ruled by Jack "The Beast" Scalfani Harkonnen the VIII only to chance upon the dunes of moisture-stripped flavor-bereft heresy that is Jack's "Dry Brine" Chicken recipe! Can their Wills be strong enough to survive the burned, dripping gooey horror of The Dry Brined Chicken recipe? Will their minds cave to the Little Death of Fear as they watch Jack's maw open like the toothy horror of Shai'Halud itself as he gnaws undercooked flesh from ruddy bone with the thrice-cursed Double-Pipe Fork?The Brine Must Flow, ye Lazy Fremen! Ride your sandworrms of satire across the sands, oh devotees, and offer your life's water to the Pink Chicken's Sietch!
 
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CWJ "Dry Brine Chicken" Episode: https://youtu.be/JH7q-A9YjNw
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Pink Chicken and The Lazy Man traumatize themselves as they take on two terrible "tubemeat" episodes from the Worst Cook on YouTube, Jack Scalfani. This is a double episode, reviewing two episodes of "Cooking With Jack":"Meat Twinkies" and "Pigs In A Blanket (KETO friendly)".
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Join Pink Chicken and The Lazy Man as they return to audio-centric podcast-acular glory to once again ridicule the Worst Cook On YouTube, Jack Scalfani. They're going where no one ever expected them to go! YouTube Copyright Strike hell? No, they've been there several times. No, this time they're venturing into the Sam's Club impulse-buy graveyard known as the Scalfani household garage!Come see a true Multiverse of Warehouse Club madness on display.Oh, and Jack actually cooks something without charring it. Wow.CLICK HERE TO WATCH ALONG WITH US ON YOUTUBE
 
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Escape the madness of the Scalfani Cinematic Universe into a Zen paradise of a well-made long-form Podcast! Pink Chicken and The Lazy Man return to their original art form as Jack tries to deform his mum's Short Rub recipe with Monk Fruit instead of real Sugar. 
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What's the difference between a marinade and a glaze? What's the difference between a thousand calorie a day diet and a five-thousand calorie lunch salad? How many times can a man make chicken wings before he realizes you cannot eat the tip of the wing no matter how hard you try? These slippery questions and more will all be answered on this "Cooking With Jack" episode review brought to youby the tangy duo of Pink Chicken and the Lazy Man.Click HERE to Synchronize YouTube-ulators and watch along with us!

Cooking Science gone WRONG! See the HORROR that happens when a Man(toddler) tampers with the forces of nature!Join Pink Chicken and The Lazy Man as they witness food science gone mad! A butter-milked chicken undercooked to the point of...INSANITY! Shiver as the mad gastrosexual, Dr. Jack "Salmonella" Scalfani mutates an innocent pullet into a MONSTER FROM BEYOND THE OVEN!Click HERE To Watch Along With Us...IF YOU DARE!

Hide your sharp objects, foodjacks! Pink Chicken and The Lazy Man are back to their podcast best.A lampooning review of the "Cooking With Jack" episode: "KETO Nashville Hot Maple Lollipops" is on the menu as we watch the worst chef on YouTube, Jack "Salmonella" Scalfani butcher anothereasy-to-prepare recipe.CLICK HERE to watch along with us!

Pink Chicken and The Lazy Man are blowing up your 4th of July Holiday with a surprise throwback podcast!
This time featuring the "mistaken brand" coffee-rubbed pork turd-a-loins that Jack spent all day slaving over, only to have MommyWife Tammy deny his meat-rection at the last moment.
 
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Watch Petulant Jack Punish A Poor Pizza
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O, cruel Fate! Why hast thou cast upon our eyes and ears such horror?!!A ravenous man-child devours jism-spattered feculence and we cannot turn away!(The Lazy Man lettered in the Classics)Click HERE to watch along with us!